You know you're an Actuarial student when... (Part 2!)
The most physical activity you get each year is at ASSOC’s Amazing Race.
Posting a question in the ACST212 forum on iLearn is one of the most daunting things ever – Jim Farmer reads every post. EVERY. SINGLE. POST.
ACST152 has made you an Excel Wizard.
Your friends refer to you as “that person who is good at maths.”
A Pass in exemption units is as disappointing as a Fail.
The best part about ASSOC’s O Week and Macfest stall is the bag of freebies
On Macquarie Confessions, you as a group have received hate for being in your course.
You often dream about how easy your life would’ve been as a Commerce or Accounting student.
Your HSC Mathematics knowledge is rendered obsolete in the first 3 weeks of your degree.
Financial calculators are unnecessary for AFIN252.
You do STAT175 as your Planet elective despite the legend saying ISYS100 is the easiest.
You’ve always attended MPN, Meet the Professionals Night. (Which is only 3 weeks away from now!)
JASS Ball is the highlight of Session 2.
Half your Facebook notifications are from ASSOC.
No one reads Grapeshot – Actualite is where it’s at.
You’ve tricked other students into picking ACST units as electives.
Struggling through assignments formed friendships.
You consciously and subconsciously KNOW that ASSOC is better than ASOC!
If you’ve ever gone to an ACST101 lecture, you’ve left early. Sometimes twenty minutes, sometimes two hours.
LOLJKS, the only times you’ve attended ACST101 lectures were for the class tests.
Instead of cringing like non-actuarial students when you hear “ACST101,” your eyes light up because you would love if all your units were that easy.
You own business attire even if you don’t work, because you need it for ASSOC careers events.
You’ve pulled multiple all-nighters with the false hope of being ‘prepared’ for finals.
Your marks are always a surprise.