You know you're an Actuarial student when... (Part 2!)

• The most physical activity you get each year is at ASSOC’s Amazing Race.

• Posting a question in the ACST212 forum on iLearn is one of the most daunting things ever – Jim Farmer reads every post. EVERY. SINGLE. POST.

• ACST152 has made you an Excel Wizard.

• Your friends refer to you as “that person who is good at maths.”

• A Pass in exemption units is as disappointing as a Fail.

• The best part about ASSOC’s O Week and Macfest stall is the bag of freebies

• On Macquarie Confessions, you as a group have received hate for being in your course.

• You often dream about how easy your life would’ve been as a Commerce or Accounting student.

• Your HSC Mathematics knowledge is rendered obsolete in the first 3 weeks of your degree.

• Financial calculators are unnecessary for AFIN252.

• You do STAT175 as your Planet elective despite the legend saying ISYS100 is the easiest.

• You’ve always attended MPN, Meet the Professionals Night. (Which is only 3 weeks away from now!)

• JASS Ball is the highlight of Session 2.

• Half your Facebook notifications are from ASSOC.

• No one reads Grapeshot – Actualite is where it’s at.

• You’ve tricked other students into picking ACST units as electives.

• Struggling through assignments formed friendships.

• You consciously and subconsciously KNOW that ASSOC is better than ASOC!

• If you’ve ever gone to an ACST101 lecture, you’ve left early. Sometimes twenty minutes, sometimes two hours.

• LOLJKS, the only times you’ve attended ACST101 lectures were for the class tests.

• Instead of cringing like non-actuarial students when you hear “ACST101,” your eyes light up because you would love if all your units were that easy.

• You own business attire even if you don’t work, because you need it for ASSOC careers events.

• You’ve pulled multiple all-nighters with the false hope of being ‘prepared’ for finals.

• Your marks are always a surprise.